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Doo Doo Posted on Mon, February 12, 2018 21:37:40


Gig: Tues 24 May 2016, Firebug, Leicester

Doo Doo Posted on Sat, April 16, 2016 08:38:55

We’re supporting this bunch!

GIG: Wed 30 March, The Firebug

Doo Doo Posted on Wed, February 03, 2016 11:02:37

We have a gig:

GIG: Sat 17 October, The Soundhouse

Doo Doo Posted on Tue, October 13, 2015 21:09:39

Listen to the us play our set at The Soundhouse before the dictaphone ran out of disc space

Come and see Evil Dick and the Banned Members fiddle with their instruments in a bold attempt to create a musical performance. See them hit things and strum things. See them look indifferent.

In empty skin flaps
and hairy holes.

Trauma and denial,

Rejection and

Totality of boredom
and endless desperation in fur-lined


Horrendous carpets,
lumps and untidy edges,

Residue residing on
your residual resemblance.

Your dangerous

Your stultified

Your absent

I fell off a chair and
bumped my head on a daisy!

Puce made from purple
in a certain light poured down and spared my blushes,

My dignity intact albeit

Children sing songs
about POO.

Mass produced music is usually trite.

A cash grap for the
for fortunate FEW.

If you don’t
acknowledge your roots, you’re just a post-modern TURD.

Underlined in red,
‘cus Microsoft don’t like the WORD.

Come on feel the noise.

But don’t think about
it too much.

Here’s a sliver of
light perpetrating the crime of a thought left unthought that would have been worth having…

Gamma Memorial Barbecue

Doo Doo Posted on Tue, May 05, 2015 14:08:58

Listen to Part of the Gamma Pages and follow the score!

AND THEN… come to the gig!!!

Sunday 17th May, 6-11pm – The Enterprise, Chalk Farm

One of the Gamma Pages:

Festival Moo-ah

Doo Doo Posted on Sat, March 21, 2015 12:21:18

Off to soundcheck in an hour or so… Wonder what passes for a drum kit in Corby?

Band name

Doo Doo Posted on Sat, January 31, 2015 12:17:04

A motion to change the band’s name to ‘Evil Dick & the Blood Farts’ or simply ‘Blood Farts’ was briefly discussed at last night’s rehearsal. Tim didn’t like the name or understand why anyone would want to call their band ‘Blood Farts’ (but then he IS the youngest member of the band and wasn’t born in the 1970s when punk was CREATED). It was therefore decided that the band would NOT change its name but that Evil would probably use it for some future solo project.

Meanwhile, here’s the set list we’re planning for Festival Moo-ah:

Dorian (Aye-o-wee…)

Duke Progression

Rebel Rouser

New Kitchen

We’re Back Again

The Monkey Progressions Prelude

Monkey Progressions

Dur-Dur-Dur (difficult section x2)

Alpho Bongo

Minging Progression

Duke Progressions revisited

Learning to play ‘Minging Progressions’

Doo Doo Posted on Sat, December 06, 2014 18:20:38

The Indeterminate Pitch Section

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